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Yi-Laine is trying to make me eat her shit brownies. They suck, bottom line. Smells weird, looks okay. LOOKS DECEIVE. Suck cock. Suck.

Etain tagged me. OKAY.

My life would be better if:

1) I have lots of money. One million ringgit doesn't do it for me. I'm talking enough MONEY TO BUY DONALD TRUMP! Yeah.

2) I have my very own safari. It's going to be best one in the whole world with every known species of animal in it. I'm going to charge RM 50 for adults and kids below 12 RM 35 for the entrance fee. There will be petting zoos and feeding booths. There will also be rides 

3) I'm taller.

4) I can sing :D Then I would be famous teen prodigy and you would be buying my albums, crying over MEEE. And I will make money. And buy my safari.

5) I CAN DRIVE. Then I wouldn't need to ask my mother/uncle/other uncle/neighbour to drive me around. I can just pop into my Volkswagen and zoom off to the local mamak and HOO. The rest is history. HEhe.

6) I can cook. THEN I CAN COOK WHOLE LOAD OF SHITS FOR YOU GUYS. WOULDN'T THAT BE GREAT? I think I'm getting a little interested in cooking. Lol.

7) I HAD A YACHT. A HUGE one that looks like Titanic. This biggie won't sink.

8) I can speak all the languages in the world. Don't ask. I'm weird.

9) Dinosaurs were still alive.

and

10) I was Jessica Alba.    

I'm a pyschopath when it comes to animals. I don't know why. They just really give me that special boost. Even if I died from prodding an elephant or kissing a seasnake, it would still be worth it. I spend most of my TV time with channels 39, 40, 41, 42, 51, 60, 17, 62, 70, 71 and 72. If it comes to Animal Planet, then it's yeah. BUT I stop to check if it's a cool channel or not. Who would wanna watch The Bold and The Beautiful. ( i wanna make your eyes hurt ) Beats the shit outta me.

Spongebob Squarepants = Yes.

Kim Possible = No.

Tom and Jerry = Yes.

The Kids Nextdoor = No.

MTV is entertaining. Crap like Tiara Girls, My Super Sweetsixteen and other reality shit bimbo shows are pretty cool. Lol, don't judge me, you like it too. DON'T LIE. But nothing can beat Stephen Chow of course. Like in my previous posts or something, some of you need to learn cantonese. You're missing out on alot. Movies with vulgar language in Cantonese is seriously, sohai funny. I mean like, Mandarin shows don't have that much vulgar languages. English vulgar words aren't funny at all unless it's ghetto, YO. But words like hiu, teng lei ke fai, ham ka chan makes it funny. FUNNY. FARNY.

Today's post is very random. My blog is senseless and random =D

I miss RO. RO is by far the best online game RPG style game I've ever played next to Dota. Maybe it's because I was rich and in one of the Top Guilds, TEHEHEHEHE, action.

GIRLS NEED TO PLAY MORE VIDEO GAMES.

First of all, video games are not only meant for BOYS. MAN, WHAT ELSE CAN YOU DO ONLINE BESIDES CHAT, BLOG AND SURF WEBSITES? G-A-M-E. Games are cool and exciting even if it isn't played online or whatsoever. I can't wait till Kimi reopens his server so I can become shit GM again. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. Yo MOMMA.

Again, today's post is very random.

Chow.

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Hi. I'm yilaine. Im hacking into my sister's blog. She has no clue about this. I'm so cool because i guessed her password and it friggin worked.

SO.... what do i do..

HI EVERYONE. my brownies dont suck. they taste better than YO GRANDMAMA'S ASS. THATS RIGHT YO.

Um. my sister is retarded. okay. that's enough hacking for today. TILL THE NEXT TIME. SHERPOW.

Hello.

YESTERDAYY.

I'll do yesterday's one and today's in this one. Me and yl made brownies yesterday. It turned out to be shit. Looked like your average homemade not-so-nice-chocolate-cake which had just been churned by your grandmomma's fake dentures. Mmhmm, yeap yeap. Butt-ugly. Mommy took Yi-Laine and I to a nearby pasar raya to buy everyday goods :) Chocolates, baking needs, and a notepad. Then I got me horse shoe crabs some food, shrimp from the local aquarium shop. I also got two slices of Black Forest Cake. I kinda like it, don't ask. Notice how that specific flavour is only indulged by OLD PEOPLE. YAHA, I'm old.

"BLADY FOOL, come so close for what? I EMERGENCY BREAK THEN YOU KNOW"

That was just for fun. Sorry.

My eye is red. HAHAHA, I'm turning into a ZOOMBIEEEEEEEEEEE. ROOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRAARARATATAATATATABABABABA.

Hokay...I wanna watch Monster House. It should be a cool movie. SNAKES ON A PLANE DOES NOT MAKE SENSE; LIKE ME. FROM THE MAKERS OF POLAR BEARS ON A TRAIN, AND BUGS ON A WINDSHIELD, comes oscar winning performances by snakes, and a plane -- SNAKES ON A PLANE.

I took that from a flash  

TODAYY.

I woke up at 9.00. Then I went back to sleep. Then I woke up at 12 something. Good sleep, good sleep  I planned to do HARD-CORE studying today. YEHH. Maybe watch a movie. Or animal documentaries. I'M A WEIRDOOO. SOO WHATT? My boyfriend and I bitched about people yesterday. Good bitch, good bitch. I'm still in my jammies, HOHO. And yilaine and I have a new victory laugh, which goes a little bit something like this "OLOOLLOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLO"

A little bit something  like that..

After this, I'm going to go set up the shell pile for my hermies.

I'll update soon.